Al-Quaida 

(Parody of Elvira By The Oakridge Boys


Al-Quaida
Al-Quaida 
Your cave’s on fire
Al-Quaida 

That Al-Quaida network
Sure been hard to find
Those guys will sho’ nuff pay with their heads for that crime
They have the fatwa feeling, 
But it was not divine
Now Al-Quaida‘s living on borrowed time

We’re bombin'
Al-Quaida 
Al-Quaida
Your cave’s on fire
Al-Quaida

Tonight were gonna meet up 
At the Camel Toes café
We’re gonna’ round up all them evil men, if we can
They’ll squeal for a dollar
Some of them will need your collar
We’re gonna’ put them nasty dogs away

You hear me
Al-Quaida
Al-Quaida
Your time’s expired
Al-Quaida

Round ‘em up
(An smoke ‘em out, and drive ‘em out the cave now)
Blow ‘em up
(An take ‘em out, A bing-bodda boom)
Your hideout’s goin' a-way

Al-Quaida 
Al-Quaida
Your boss was fired
Al-Quaida

Round ‘em up
(An take em’ out and smoke em out the hole now)
Blow em up
(Boom bodda bing bodda boom now)
There ain’t no runnin’ a-way

Al-Quaida
(Yeah)
Al-Quaida
Your cave’s on fire

Bin Laden And The Jets 


(Parody of Bennie and the Jets By Elton John)



Hey, kids have you seen Osama ?
We haven’t heard a thing since he telephoned his mama
We checked his favorite cave
He didn’t stick around
We’re gonna have to send some troops to hunt the bastard down
Hey, Taliban clerics gonna make them sweat
They’re gonna’ need those towels
B B Bin Laden and the Jets

Radicals think that he is wonderful, 
Al Quaida thinks he’s really keen
He’s gotta bunch of kooks that he calls troops
You know he is sponsored by a puppet regime
Bin Laden and the Jets

Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, and the Jets, Jets, Jets

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